Dear Cinnamon Roll Lady at Arts Festival…….

You Are RUDE!!!!!

Hello Friends!!! Today is a BEAUTIFUL day and therefor Matt & I decided to mix things up and make a mad dash downtown to the Arts Festival for lunch! This is a pretty amazing fete considering we have approx 1 hour!! But I thought it would be fun and we could soak up some sun! We ran into my bestie Melissa which was a bonus and then we gobbled down our Indian Tacos! (Yes, Lindsey I ate a couple extra bites for you) After spilling a couple of beans on my shirt me and my onion breathe headed straight for the “State Fair Cinnamon Rolls” YUM! I was so excited and since we had ONLY 15min to make this all happen and be back at work we were thrilled about taking our rolls to-go! So this is the incident that happened………..

We were standing at the cinnamon roll place and after a couple of minutes the lady finally decided to acknowledge our existence and I said “2 Cinnamon rolls please” she says ” they are not ready just yet” I say ” Do you know how much longer?” I asked because we would of waited a minute or two for sure and this is what she SNARLS at us like we are stupid “When they are done” (pause so you can repeat that in your head) Here is what I wish I would of said……….. Oh really? They will be done when they are done? You stupid pirate hooker!!!!!!! I mean who says that to people who want to buy from you? So …..
Cinnamon Roll lady you can SHOVE IT!!! I really wanted your rolls thanks for ending a wonderful lunch for us!

Just so you know I am not mean and I feel bad for thinking rude things back to this lady but the way she spoke to us was so disrespectful, I mean come on it is 11:50 and your stuff is not ready? Anyways! Have a Terrific Tuesday People!


    April 21, 2009 / 5:46 pm

    You use the term PIRATE HOOKER too? Awesome…Porter calls me that all the time. =)

  2. Traci Anne
    April 21, 2009 / 6:12 pm

    Looks like you had fun at the Tiger Safari! Sorry about the cinnamon roll lady… I would have been mad too.

  3. Becky
    April 22, 2009 / 9:04 pm

    Ok…you’ll have to define Pirate Hooker for me…I’m completely at a loss for this one.

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